It’s All About Me-Oh, and My Wife

Guest Blog

Welcome to the Clinton Global Initiative, which is reported upon here.

If you don’t think it is all about me and my wife, why the heck would I have named it the “Clinton Global Initiative?” Why not just Global Initiative or something like that?

I am only 59 years old and I need something to do. Something to keep all those women interested in me. Everyone knows women are attracted to men of power, and I once was the most powerful man in the world. It really is a shame that there is that pesky rule that a President can only serve two terms. Heck, I’m in the prime of my life. I have so much potential, and there is a world full of women just begging to service my obsessive ego.

And, there is one more important reason for my CGI. I’ve got to rehabilitate the Clinton name so that the stain will not cost Hillary the White House. Heck, I owe it to her. She’s really a great old gal and with out her I would never have been President nor had so many women. You probably don’t realize that Hillary has always known and been complicit in my endless quest for a continuous variety of women. She had to; it was her ticket to power. And, I really don’t think she minded because I wasn’t bugging her for you know what.

Besides, I’m thinking of running for World Emperor. Now if I could get Kofi Annan’s job, that would be a good start.